From the outside, it might look like chaos.
On the inside, it’s all very methodical.
The Methodical Madness tee is for thinkers, planners, creatives, and problem-solvers whose brains don’t move in straight lines—but always land where they need to. Clean typography and a minimalist layout keep the message sharp, wearable, and quietly confident.
This is the shirt you wear when someone questions your process… and you don’t feel like explaining it.
Why it works:
• Subtle humor with real attitude
• Minimal design that pairs with anything
• Easy everyday wear, not a novelty tee
• Relatable for creative and analytical minds
Madness doesn’t mean messy.
It just means you think differently.
FABRIC & FIT
• Bella + Canvas 3001 unisex tee
• Soft airlume combed & ring-spun cotton
• Lightweight with a modern retail fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Tear-away label
• Machine wash cold, inside out
• Tumble dry low or hang dry
• Do not iron directly on print
• Do not bleach
SIZING
Unisex sizing
True to size
Size up for a relaxed fit
We’re gonna make you an offer you can’t refuse: the best 100% cotton tee you’ve ever tried. Pre-shrunk fabric? Check. Side-seamed construction? Check. Best fit ever? Double check.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
